Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Phua Chu Kang rapping

remember the time where some SE Asian countries suffered from SARS badly?well, I just found a rap by PCK [the epitome of "ah beng"-ness] about fighting it in Singapore from munak's site.



Here's the lyrics:

Lyrics to ‘Sar-vivor Rap’ by PCK Pte Ltd

Wah steady ah… huhuh
Phua Chu Kang is here to rap ah, huhuh
Listen ah?
Hgh kmmph

Some say leh, some say lah
Uncle Phua says, time to fight SARS
Singaporeans, we have a part to play
To be SARS free, at the end of the day

Wash your hands, whenever you can
Wash with soap, then at least got hope
When you get home, take a bath quickly
Kiasu a bit, be safe, not SAR-ry

Try not to travel to SARS countries
Wait a few months lah, wait and see
Eh why you rush to catch that plane?
Use internet lah, use your brain!

Getting protection from this virus
Means getting healthy, inside us
Don’t work too much until you’re sick
Get exercise and get yourself fit

Good nutrition and vitamins
Help you to pass the immunity challenge
Eat your proteins, carbo and fibre
Then you can be a, “SAR-vivor”

PCK say don’t play play
Or this stupid SARS is here to stay
But we can fight this, you and me
Help Singapore, to be SARS free

I’m a survivor, not going to give up
I’m a survivor, I’m going to make it
I’m a survivor, not going to give up
I’m a survivor, I’m going to make it
I’m a survivor, not going to give up
I’m a survivor, I’m going to make it
I’m a survivor, not going to give up
I’m a survivor, I’m going to make it

Some say leh, some say lah
Spread kaya, for those spread SARS
Singaporeans, we have a part to play
To be SARS free at the end of the day

If you’re sick, don’t go to work
Even if your boss ahem, is a jerk huh
Don’t be hero and continue working
Wait the whole company kena quarantine

If you’re sick, see a doc-tor
See the same one, don’t be a doc hopper
Wait at the clinic, stay in one spot
Don’t spread your germs at the coffee shop

Think you got SARS? Call 993
Ambulance will come for free
To check you up at Tan Tock Seng
Where they know about SARS like I know Ah Beng

Hey, if you kena home quarantine
Don’t you go out except, in your dreams
Tahan a while, and cooperate
Don’t give everybody a big headache ah

PCK say don’t play play
Or this stupid SARS is here to stay
But we can fight this, you and me
Help Singapore, to be SARS free

SARS SARS baby
Don’t kena SARS SARS baby
Use your brain use your brain use your brain
SARS SARS baby
Don’t kena SARS SARS baby
Use your brain use your brain use your brain ah

Some say leh, some say lah
Keep the place clean and keep out SARS
Singaporeans, we have a part to play
To be SARS free at the end of the day

Keep our country clean and green
Because nowadays, the germs are mean
Don’t leave food for stray dogs or cats
Unless you want to keep their germs as pet

Cover your mouth if you cough or sneeze
You think everyone want to catch your disease ah?
Don’t krr pui all over the place
You might as well krr pui on my face ah

Don’t throw your tissues all over the shop
Think no one see you so you don’t stop lah?
Wei, make me sick when people don’t care
Wei, make you sick when you breathe the air ah

Even when things are getting better
Don’t do things and become a regret-ter
Think SARS is gone? Your head lah!
But listen to me and we’ll be ok lor

PCK say don’t play play
Or this stupid SARS is here to stay
But we can fight this, you and me
Help Singapore to be SARS free

Can’t SARS me
One more time ah? ahem karaoke
Can’t SARS me
Not bad ah?
Lai, let’s sing to gether
Can’t SARS me
Don’t be shy ah don’t be shy
Eee… go!
Can’t SARS me
SARS SARS baby
Don’t kena SARS SARS baby
Use your brain use your brain use your brain
SARS SARS baby
Don’t kena SARS SARS baby
Use your brain use your brain use your brain

This is dedicated to all the doctors, nurses, medical people and other heroes for fighting SARS and other diseases everyday ah!

PCK privated, respect you ah!

And if you come to me for renovation ah, wei! I’ll give you a special discount. 15 percent nah! Ha? Okok lah 17 percent lah. Ha wei wei, free calender also I give you. Hey wait wait, I also got website leh… ah, don’t play play ah. My website is www…

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