Sunday, November 19, 2006

I'm an idiot

F**k all those 1,000,000,000,000 questions IQ test that you have to pay for. The following 5 (yes, just 5!) questions can show how smart you are. For your sake, I hope you did better that me. I only got one right. In Chia's words, (_DUMB_) me.

First Question:

Y ou are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!


Try not to screw up the next question.


Now, the second question:
I f you overtake the last person, then you are...?
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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?


You're not very good at this, are you?

Ok, chance to redeem youself.

Third Question:
Note: This must be done in your head only.Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 .
Add another 1000. Now add 20 . Now add another 1000
Now add 10 . What is the total?
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Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100. (Hah! I got this one right!)
Don't believe me? check it with a calculator. If you got this wrong, either bring a calculator when you shop or bring me. I'll bring a calculator. =D

Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters:
1. Nana
2. Nene
3. Nini
4. Nono.
What is the name of the fifth daughter?
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Did you answer Nunu?Then you're as much an idiot as I am.
Of course it isn't. Her name is Mary. Read the question again!

Okay, now the bonus round:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush.
By imitating the action of brushing his teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.

Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?
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Answer: He just has to open his mouth and ask
It's really very simple.... Like you!

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